smirkingfaceemoji:

does anyone have a hairy muscular dad i can use for a couple of hours? 

stop-hammerkind:

memewhore:

sizvideos:

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Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

wHAT

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers

elfoftheforest:

I showed my dad this comic and he asked “why are they blind on the last two scenes?”

mice-and-afflictions:

thingswedontneed:

anus:

off to a good start

intimidation is key

Is that nic cage

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

necromancer:

This is the first image on the Wikipedia article for skeletons

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WE RIDE AGAINST THE FUCKBOYS TONIGHT

dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

karnzter:

The notes for Gavin that Chris typed on his Mac.

campingdad:

steal her look: miley cyrus

$7450:  $7450

karin-420:

mitsumurata:

genmaonimusha:

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riGHT FUCKIN ON BC PLUTO WAS NOT IN FACT ACTUALLY RECLASSIFIED AS A PLANET GO LOOK IT UP YOU GULLIBLE FUCKING WALNUTS

pluto is a shit rock in the middle of space and its about the size of ten billion other shit rocks in space no amount of 90s kids and ugly ass sun uwu pics will change that

William. 18. Texas. Puns and snapchat.
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