ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

hotboyproblems:

when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us

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i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days

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wait it doesn’t end there

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notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

me: *blushing furiously*
friend: omg ur so red what are u thinking about
me: s-s-s-s-
friend: sex?
me: sports anime

moonlightthewolf:

mentlegen:

moonlightthewolf:

Fffff I accidentally broke my scissors while cutting stickers….wat do I do now..

time to find out who killed ur father, and avenge him, while fighting ur own sister, then team up with ur sister to kill ur mom.

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RAAAAAGGGYYYYOO KIIIIIIRYYYUUUIIINN!!!

sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

versaceslut:

when he says its 8 inches and you finally see it in person and find out he wasnt lying

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nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too

sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies

morph-locked:

just a comparison between Suigimori’s official character art from Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire  to the originals. The redesigns are pretty great in my opinion

getoffmybloghoe:

Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!

William, Texas be my homeland. Puns are the fastest way to my heart
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