does anyone have a hairy muscular dad i can use for a couple of hours?
Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.
Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers
I showed my dad this comic and he asked “why are they blind on the last two scenes?”
off to a good start
intimidation is key
Is that nic cage
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
This is the first image on the Wikipedia article for skeletons
WE RIDE AGAINST THE FUCKBOYS TONIGHT
riGHT FUCKIN ON BC PLUTO WAS NOT IN FACT ACTUALLY RECLASSIFIED AS A PLANET GO LOOK IT UP YOU GULLIBLE FUCKING WALNUTS
pluto is a shit rock in the middle of space and its about the size of ten billion other shit rocks in space no amount of 90s kids and ugly ass sun uwu pics will change that